Arrested Development Movie Progress

With the recent announcement of the beginning of the end of the WGA Strike, it’ll be interesting to see whether show creator Mitch Hurwitz and the rest of the Arrested Development crew will come through with a movie that has been rumored since the show was canceled after the third season [...]

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Reminiscences of My Childhood – Part Pete

While perusing through some of the rants on this weblog, some of you may have been wondering – what the heck is wrong with the guys that write for this blog. One place you may have started to look is our History page, but there you only found answers to the history of Ranty [...]

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New Jersey Made a Funny!

The New Jersey General Assembly passed a resolution in recognition of the New York Giants winning Super Bowl XLII. The resolution included a few pokes o’ fun, New Jersey style!
Tackle Kareem McKenzie, a New Jersey native, was in attendance to represent the Giants. “We appreciate your efforts on behalf of the New Jersey [...]

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Ship Political Science Class Elects John McCain; Harrison Ford Receives Vote

A Shippensburg University US Government and Politics class conducted a mock election today. According to Professor Smith, here is the breakdown of the votes.

John McCain – 17 votes

Barack Obama – 9 votes

Hillary Clinton – 2 votes

Harrison Ford – 1 vote
The votes were conducted by writing the name of a candidate on the top of [...]

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Libraries are for Studying

This Sign – Please Observe 
One of the most shocking things about law school thus far is the lax attitude several law students adopt while spending their time in the law library. There are designated areas for speaking; please, please, please stop. When I go to the library, I barely even breathe. If [...]

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Dr. Dylan Walsh – Apes to Plastic Surgery

Dr. Dylan Walsh in Congo
Now I know why I love Nip/Tuck so much. Dylan Walsh, who plays Dr. Sean McNamara in FX’s Nip/Tuck, was cast as Dr. Peter Elliot in the modern marvel of American cinema, Congo (1995).
This also happened to be my favorite movie from my childhood, so it only makes sense [...]

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I <3 Capitalism Coffee Table

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Complete with reading materials.

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My New Haircut (and Many Older Ones)

     It was suggested in a comment on one of Matt’s post that I am the resident hair expert at Ranty. This, of course, is 100% true. As proof of this fact, I have dug up some of the more outlandish hairdos I have rocked out in the past.
WARNING: Some viewers might find these [...]

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Your Email To Jesus

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Who knew that you could send e-mails to Jesus through Amazon.com?
[Note: This is not photoshopped.]

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Purple is the New Badass

     I was watching Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith earlier today and was struck with the inspiration required for writing this post. I was considering the great debate about which is better, Old Star Wars or New Star Wars. The Old Star Wars Trilogy includes Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star [...]

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