DISCLAIMER: Paying homage to the Enduring Vision, I have decided to continue one of Josh’s regular features that I loved so much: Posting some Yahoo! Movie’s User Reviews. For some reason, you tend to see the most ridiculous ideas, spelling and punctuation on these forums. Anyway, I hope Josh doesn’t sue me. You see, I’m rebroadcasting with implied oral consent, not express written consent. Enjoy!
Good Fun
by cidygurl32 (movies profile) Jan 16, 2009
9 of 11 people found this review helpful
If you love Kevin James and/or KOQ you’ll like this. I took my 7 & 8 yr old girls (school was cancelled that day) and to my surprise, a ton of kids all ages were there. It was silly, but there were some classic moments. There was an f bomb, but clean otherwise for kids.
Clint: NOT AN F-BOMB! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
It had its moments.
by billjackson1959@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Jan 19, 2009
7 of 9 people found this review helpful
Like most stupid-silly comedies this one had its moments but for the most part was boring. The plot was a boring retold story and many inconsistencies were obvious. Wait for the DVD.
Clint: So it sucked, but you want me to buy the DVD. NOT FREAKING LIKELY.
Not the best, but…
by shadowofthesphinx (movies profile) Jan 17, 2009
5 of 5 people found this review helpful
It is rather hilarious. I’m difficult to please when it comes to comedy, but this went beyond my expectations. I expected it to suck, but it did the opposite. It was amazing and Kevin James is so funny in it.
Clint: Opposite of suck=blow. I don’t think you know what the word opposite means.
amazingly funny must see
by cab1018 (movies profile) Jan 16, 2009
10 of 16 people found this review helpful
omg the funniest movie iv ever seen its a must see kevin james is amazingly funny so stop haten on kevin james hes amazing .
Clint: You need help with punctuation, capitals and spelling. I would suggest second grade.
REFRESHING MOVIE FOR THE NEW YEAR!
by brendab1960 (movies profile) Jan 24, 2009
6 of 8 people found this review helpful
Refreshing to see a movie without bad language, unnecessary sexual content, good script writing, and enjoyable throughout! Characters were real and relatable. Perhaps Hollywood should consider more movies to follow suit!
Clint: How about it Hollywood?
Hollywood: No dice.
wow funny
by barronvon@sbcglobal.net (movies profile) Jan 16, 2009
this is the funneys movie in the planit omg live this move wow this movie is the best wow its good it is movie i did not see it but it is good
Clint: Wait…what?
Die Hard goes to the Mall. A+
by squidninja2000 (movies profile) Jan 17, 2009
Funny movie, witty, charming and fun for all. Hilariously dumb plot pits Mall Cop against Die-hard-esque villains who popped straight out of a Tony Hawk video game.
Go see it, your face will hurt from smiling for 90 minutes straight.
Kevin James is a lovable clown who is surprisingly athletic.
Clint: Your face will hurt because I’m going to punch it.
Great Movies
by janie_espinosa (movies profile) Jan 17, 2009
The movies is great. I like the acting,of Kevin James I love it when is comes out in Kinks of Queens, Chuck and Laerry. He does grat movies and showes. Adam Sandler has directed great movies. He is funny also when he act.
Clint: I don’t think your keyboard is functioning properly.
blah blah blah
by bblank3267 (movies profile) Jan 22, 2009
it sucked, but I’ll give it a good grade phsyce didin’t even watch the movie.dfffffffff jfjf jffjd jd djf fkd fkf dkff dfkf dkf fkfd fkjdfd fkdjfb dfkdf df dkjfbdf dfdjfbdfsdlfks skdjfbss fsdjfs dflsdjfs dflsjdflsdflsdjfls dflsdfsld sdlkfsjdlfkjsd fsldfnsldkfns dfsldfs dflsjdbfs dflsd fsldfsdk fdlf df dlb fnfffnd sbs df dfd sn d snabnans d sjd djsjdiyfbhew ee cekew dejceb c ewkjew efewk jk wj kew cje eiwe ckjew ewienb
Clint: This sounds like a serious medical condition.
WOOF! Kevin James is one hot bear, grrrrrrrr.
by bear_cubster (movies profile) Jan 18, 2009
He is one fine funny woofy sexy bear of a man. Kevin for your next movie, grow a beard and appear without your shirt as often as possible. 
Clint: Gross, just gross.
DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY
by glowelec (movies profile) Jan 17, 2009
THIS MOVIE SUCKED. WATCH THE TRAILORS AND YOU’LL SEE THE BEST PARTS. VERY DISAPOINTED. HOWEVER MY 9YR OLD SAID SHE LIKED IT.
Clint: My ears are ringing from the loudness of your capital letters.
Old fat slob goes for young skinny chick.
by mckimmie37 (movies profile) Jan 18, 2009
3 of 7 people found this review helpful
Too bad they didn’t just stick to slapstick here. The fact they had an old fat guy go for a young, pretty woman ruined it for me. No wonder there are so many lonley hearts out there. Hollywood makes all men think that the only objects of affection should be skinny and twenty-something. It lives the slobs and the nice, older and some plumper women all alone. What was even worse they made the daughter overweight too. What is the message for young girls? You must be anorexic to be attractive. The actress in the movie wouldn’t weigh 100 lbs soaking wet.
It was such a distraction for me, I could not enjoy what was a mediocre movie at best. Save your $ and watch reruns of King of Queens. At least the woman on there is age and size appropriate for Kevin James.
Clint: Take that society.
bad, don’t go
by mjhoffnerpe (movies profile) Jan 19, 2009
this movie is off the charts, they don’t go that low!!! no acting, no premise or plot and is completely void of value. your only laughter will come from laughing at yourself for spending the money in the first place!!
Clint: Somebody call Obama! We need charts that go lower!
really REALLY bad
by prettyeyesh (movies profile) Jan 20, 2009
this movie sucked so bad i wouldnt admit to people that i saw it. i swear his career is ruined
Clint: I guess you’re pretty pissed that you just admitted to the entire world that you saw this movie.
Prettyeyesh: Wait, the people on the internet machine are REAL?!?
It was stuped.
by bruce_hills (movies profile) Jan 24, 2009
1 of 4 people found this review helpful
im mark durfey from san jose california and i thot it waz stuped. it was stuped because the jokes wear stuped. it was like sarah silverman. i dont like stuped stuff. id rather see a movie like date movie, epic movie, or dizaster movie. those are some movies with reel tast, nothing like paul blart. it was the werst movie ever seen. i havent scene it yet but i no itill b bad. trust mark durfey.
Clint: Considering that Mark here just said Date Movie, Epic Movie and Disaster Movie had real taste, I think we know who the stupid one is: Mark Durfey.
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Clint
It was nice to shut the brain off and just laugh a bit. I wanted more and found this online. Now I just can’t get any work done.
http://www.shockwave.com/gamelanding/mallcop.jsp
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Thanks Pete, I might be calling on you for testimony before Congress. The Enduring Vision is back and I’m not yet sure if Josh is going to try to sue me. Although if he did, it might boost the viewership of both of our sites. Hmm, it might be time to talk to him.
You should ask him to do a guest column here, or vice versa.
After reading “this is the funneys movie in the planit omg live this move wow this movie is the best wow its good it is movie i did not see it but it is good”, I noticed it was from someone calling them self barronvon. I went back and read it again in a German accent and it was twice as funny.
Hahahaha, niiice!