Due to Ted Kennedy’s untimely passing on Tuesday, there is currently a seat open in the US Senate. Who is the best man for the job?
You guessed it, George Clooney.
Six Reasons George Clooney should occupy the late Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat
1. George Clooney has A LOT of experience with health care issues. As Dr. Doug Ross on ER, he dealt with a multitude of issues with the cool head and steady hand needed in the Senate right now to sort out this health care reform business.
2. George Clooney also is well versed in the law. See Michael Clayton.
3. Although Clooney doesn’t currently reside in the state of Massachusetts per se, he has banged like 70 women that do live there, so I’m sure he could just shack up with one of them for a while.
4. As for his D.C. residence, 132 women.
5. Ted Kennedy had an entire room dedicated to Clooney and his films in his house.
6. Clooney is one of two people to ever be twice named The Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. It would be at least four times if it were up to me. Plus he’s still got a lot of sexy in him, a Senate seat may be his ticket to another title!
Listen: Manchester Orchestra, “I’ve Got Friends”
Quote: “I am extremely disappointed that [the president] has proposed this relief using such a politically charged approach. This is not time for a partisan political debate on vouchers.” - Ted Kennedy
Pete
Clint
Nice, TY for stoping by.
I know, I know. This isn’t your most recent post, but I like George Clooney. So, this is where my comment goes.
I fully agree with George Clooney being in politics, it’ll be like the old Clinton days times twenty.
Thanks for the little blog tip, btw. I decided in the end to just forget the whole theme thing. It would be nice, but … well I explained it in my latest post, or part of it anyways.
And on a side note: My friend is a pro at typing in all caps, excluding the i’s. Doesn’t her take her very long at all. It’s all magical in the fingers.
Thanks for Reading!
Courtney
PS: Advocate the Devil a few times. He’s really not all that scary once you get by the fire and pure evil part.
This is actually a post by Pete and he probably has no idea what you’re talking about. It’s okay, he’s really more of a Clooney aficionado than me, but I do agree that he is dreamy. Anyway, keep up the posting. It might get to a point where you give up for a bit (we’ve done so several times) but stick to it. It’s a pretty good outlet.