So some time back, I wrote a nice eugoogooly for my favorite website the Enduring Vision. You can click on either link, the first one will take you to my post, the second will take you to the actual Enduring Vision website. If you clicked on the second one, you know that the Enduring Vision is now back in action, with all the pith and sarcasm we have come to expect from them. I wrote Josh a couple of emails congratulating him for being back and explaining that I stole his idea for Yahoo User Reviews. He has not contacted me back and I can only assume that he is now contacting his lawyers to figure out how he can sue me for idea infringement. The joke’s on him though, unless he really wants a 2000 baby blue Ford Focus with over 111,000 miles, I’ve got nothing for him to take. If you’ve read any of this blog, you know that my dignity is gone and I’ve already sold my soul several times over.
This is the Vision's banner. They may kill me for this.
Either way, the Enduring Vision is BACK BABY. I encourage you to periodically click on the link we have on our sidebar to check what those crazy bastards are up to. If you do comment on their stories, be sure to remember that it is satire and not true. Otherwise they will mercilessly beat you with words on their Letters section. Trust me, you do not want to be on the wrong side of those tracks.
If you do not visit this site, you will be missing out on the most cutting edge satire out there. Also, their Character Editorials are pretty much the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life. Look up Pete Dunson. I’ve quoted him several times on this page. Pete’s unyielding anger is second to none. For a limited time I was concerned that Pete Liability on this blog was actually Pete Dunson. It was a terrifying couple of days. I can’t keep up with the unbridled rage that is Pete Dunson.
Pete Dunson. He looks pissed.
Much of my inspiration over the years has come from this particular website, but I clearly didn’t have enough satire chops to keep up. Instead, Pete Liability and I decided to go this way. For me, it is beneficial. It focuses my rage into a more productive (or at least less violent) outlet.
Irregardless, check the Enduring Vision every couple days or so. They update rather frequently and according to the Pirate’s Code, he who falls behind is left behind.
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Listen: KoRn, “Dead Bodies Everywhere”
Quote: “Like I said, I’m a pretty reasonable guy. It’s just I have a few problems with some of life’s little bitches it likes to throw at me. No big deal.” – Pete Dunson
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