This Month’s Hero: Carl “CJ” Johnson This is actually a very long overdue tribute to one of my favorite video game characters. Carl is the protagonist from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. After approximately one million hours of actual playtime, I feel like I’ve gotten to know CJ pretty well. For a short sum up [...]
Archive for December, 2009
Hero of the Month – December 2009
Posted in Heroes, Video Games, tagged carl johnson, Cesar Vialpando, CJ, Grand Theft Auto, Grove Street Families, gta, Mike Toreno, san andreas, The Truth, Woozie, Wu Zi Mu, Zero on December 31, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Dear Wale
Posted in Music, tagged rap, rap ballads, wale on December 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Dear Wale, We know your name is Wah-lay, not Wah-lee, so you can just skip that part of your songwriting process. Love, The World
Conspiracy Theories: Installment 7
Posted in Politics, Unsolved Mysteries, tagged Afghanistan, Conspiracy, Economy, George W. Bush, Global Warming, Greenhouse Gases, Highway, Interstate, Iraq, Military Recruitment, Recession, Severe Weather, Troop Surge on December 22, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Global Warming/Interstate Highways In the past decades, much has been made of the Global Warming/Greenhouse Gas effect. Unfortunately, science got it wrong on this one. The Global Warming theory is really a massive conspiracy to hide the real reasons behind the slight warming trend and severe weather: The Interstate Highway System. That’s correct, the real [...]
The End of an Era
Posted in Hair, Real Life, Unsolved Mysteries, tagged Hanukkah, Shampoo, Shower, TRESemmĂ© on December 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
The other day I ran out of shampoo. To most people, that would seem like a pretty standard part of life. Not so with me. This particular bottle of shampoo has lasted me for years. And I mean years. It all started senior year of college when a group of my friends and I moved [...]
Why Maryland Will ALWAYS Be Better Than Duke (Even When We Lose): A Photo Documentary
Posted in Real Life, Sports, tagged Bambale Osby, Coach K, College Basketball, Dave Neal, Duke, Gary Williams, J. J. Redick, Jon Scheyer, Kyle Singler, maryland, Mike Krzyzewski, UMD on December 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Well it’s about time to get jazzed up again. Maryland Basketball has begun. Looking through Google Image Results for Duke Maryland Basketball is one of my early-in-the-season traditions. It never fails to get me fired up. I figured I would share some of my favorite pictures that prove that Duke blows ass. Shall we start? [...]
Recent Devlopments in Pants-Holding-Up Technology
Posted in Real Life, tagged FarmVille, Men's Wearhouse, Overalls, Pants, Suspenders, Tuxedo, Wedding on December 4, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Well it’s been a minute since I posted (and by minute I mean several months), so I’ll give it a go again I guess. I don’t know why I bother though. I was looking at the blog stats, and we average the same number of hits whether either of us post or not. In fact, [...]