Get the Hell Out of My Parking Spot (An Open Letter to the People of College Park)

     Obviously it’s been a while since I updated the blog and I stumbled across a post that I had drafted in February. It’s a little out of date now since we haven’t actually had snow in a while, but I’m gonna go ahead and say that I posted it late on purpose for all of [...]

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Inspector Douchebag

     Get ready everyone, it’s time for the Wacky Weekly Wednesday Wrant! No that’s not gonna be a thing. I don’t have the consistency to pull off a rant every week on Wednesday. Some of you might point out that it is, in fact, Thursday. To that I respond, shut it. Time is a myth. It [...]

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Apologies to my Freshman Year Roommate: Gilo II

     Annnnnd we’re back with the second stunning installment of Apologies to my Freshman Year Roommate: Gilo. I’m gonna stick with pranks pulled on people and create a separate category for other funny stories. I’m putting these online for the dual reason of allowing you to partake in the hilarity as well as because I’m starting [...]

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Apologies to my Freshman Year Roommate: Gilo I

     I was taking a look at our categories and I noticed that “Apologies to my Freshman Year Roomate” has only one entry. This was a category created by Pete, but I find the name particularly funny. I’m going to go ahead and butt in on the category (without expressed written consent). Unfortunately, I didn’t pull [...]

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Libraries are for Studying

This Sign – Please Observe  One of the most shocking things about law school thus far is the lax attitude several law students adopt while spending their time in the law library. There are designated areas for speaking; please, please, please stop. When I go to the library, I barely even breathe. If I wanted [...]

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Apologies to my Freshman Year Roommate

This is a new section I’ve been wanting to write about for quite some time – it’s just been weighing pretty heavily upon my conscience lately, so here it goes. Anyone who knew or interacted with me during my freshman year at Susquehanna, they probably knew that I did not particularly get along well with [...]

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Clint Will Never Live This Down

This is the movie that Clint saw today. Listen: “Big Girls Don’t Cry” – Fergie Quote: “Someone down there is a girl!” – Meatwad

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The Bane of My Existence

My summer has been one of ups and downs, however an unlikely culprit has been identified as the bane of my existence. On my first day, I walk into work, and what do I smell as soon as I get in there? Fresh buttered popcorn. We make at least three packs of popcorn a day, [...]

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Sporadic Contribution

300, anyone? You know what’s a great idea? Pick one of your friends with whom you occasionally enjoy copious amounts of alcohol. Start a tab, then slide out of the bar about 15 minutes before everyone is going to leave without paying the tab. Wait 16 minutes, don’t answer the repeated calls to your cell [...]

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RE: Oh My God, Is that a Razor!?!

Chooooooooo Choooooooo. All aboard the already-been-done train. Clint seems to have missed his stop on the razor blade proliferation railway…In other news, Will climbs up the totem pole of assholes and now sits two rungs below Matt, who trails Satan himself by only 3 rungs. Listen: Copeland, “Don’t Slow Down” Quote: “Matt Landis always had [...]

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