Libraries are for Studying

This Sign – Please Observe 
One of the most shocking things about law school thus far is the lax attitude several law students adopt while spending their time in the law library. There are designated areas for speaking; please, please, please stop. When I go to the library, I barely even breathe. If [...]

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Apologies to my Freshman Year Roommate

This is a new section I’ve been wanting to write about for quite some time – it’s just been weighing pretty heavily upon my conscience lately, so here it goes.
Anyone who knew or interacted with me during my freshman year at Susquehanna, they probably knew that I did not particularly get along well with my [...]

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Clint Will Never Live This Down

This is the movie that Clint saw today.
Listen: “Big Girls Don’t Cry” – Fergie
Quote: “Someone down there is a girl!” – Meatwad

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The Bane of My Existence

My summer has been one of ups and downs, however an unlikely culprit has been identified as the bane of my existence.

On my first day, I walk into work, and what do I smell as soon as I get in there? Fresh buttered popcorn. We make at least three packs of popcorn a day, the [...]

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Sporadic Contribution

300, anyone?

You know what’s a great idea? Pick one of your friends with whom you occasionally enjoy copious amounts of alcohol. Start a tab, then slide out of the bar about 15 minutes before everyone is going to leave without paying the tab. Wait 16 minutes, don’t answer the repeated [...]

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RE: Oh My God, Is that a Razor!?!

Chooooooooo Choooooooo.
All aboard the already-been-done train.
Clint seems to have missed his stop on the razor blade proliferation railway…In other news, Will climbs up the totem pole of assholes and now sits two rungs below Matt, who trails Satan himself by only 3 rungs.

Listen: Copeland, “Don’t Slow Down”
Quote: “Matt Landis always had the biggest syringe collection [...]

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