Don’t Eat Chipotle Before a Job Interview

We all love Chipotle.  The soft flour tortilla overflowing with fluffy rice, juicy pepper and onions, mushy beans, succulent tender meats, spicy salsa, gooey guacamole and semi-melted jack cheese.  My keyboard is covered in drool just thinking about it.  My friend, the Steak Burrito with red salsa (hot), pinto beans and cheese, is probably the [...]

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The Last Bell – Pt. 7

[Editor's Note: This entire story was written by Dirq, but he's been taken off of our possible authors so this is under my name. Other than what is written in here and a slight formatting change, this is all Dirq. As promised, here is the stunning conclusion of The Last Bell. I'd tell you I [...]

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The Last Bell – Pt. 6

[Editor's Note: This entire story was written by Dirq, but he's been taken off of our possible authors so this is under my name. Other than what is written in here and a slight formatting change, this is all Dirq. I'm sticking to the weekly update precident I've set, so be looking for the FINAL [...]

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The Last Bell – Pt. 5

[Editor's Note: As promised, here is the next installment of The Last Bell series. This entire story was written by Dirq, but he's been taken off of our possible authors so this is under my name. Other than what is written in here and a slight formatting change, this is all Dirq. I already have [...]

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The Last Bell – Pt. 4

[Editor's Note: Seeing that it's been almost five years since the last installment, I suppose now is as good a time as any to post the next two thrilling chapters of The Last Bell. I had thought that I had lost the story after my complete computer meltdown, but after Sean and Gary commented that [...]

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Subconscious Screenplays

     Something you might not know about me Joe Rogan, my subconscious writes screenplays.      Truth be told, even I didn’t know that about me until this morning after waking up and remembering the first five minutes of an amazing movie that I wrote without knowing it. The dream seemed so much like a produced movie that [...]

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The Last Bell – Pt. 3

     Because it’s been almost two weeks since the last thrill-packed episode, I’ve decided to toss in three (3) chapters of “The Last Bell” this time. I’ve received comments from literally ones and twos of people demanding that I post updates more regularly. Ashley and Josh, your prayers have been answered. Behold! [Editor's Note: Due to [...]

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The Last Bell – Pt. 2

[Editors note: This entire post was written by Dirq, but he's been taken off of our possible authors so this is under my name. Other than what is written in here and a slight formatting change, this is all Dirq.]      Aaaaaand we’re back, with another thrill-packed installment of “The Last Bell.” This is where the [...]

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The Last Bell – Pt. 1

[Editors note: This entire post was written by Dirq, but he's been taken off of our possible authors so this is under my name. Other than what is written in here and a slight formatting change, this is all Dirq.]      Ladies and gentlemen, by popular request (literally ones and twos of people), I’m going to [...]

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Papal Infallibility

     Last night, Petey and I were out at Buca di Beppo, an Italian restaurant, celebrating our friend Shannon’s 21st birthday. We had a party of ten so they put us at this huge round table in a circular room. This room was decorated with pictures of the Pope and cardinals and nuns and stuff. The [...]

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