Hero of the Month – September 2009

This Month’s Hero: Patrick Swayze
     I know that the Hero of the Month is usually posted at the end of the month, but for this man I could not wait any longer. As everyone knows, Patrick Swayze passed away this week after losing his battle against pancreatic cancer. Swayze has always been a personal [...]

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Hero of the Month – May 2009

This Month’s Hero: The Blade Trilogy
     Well, I’ve been storing up some Heroes for a while and rather than waiting for the next month, I’m going to pleasure you by going back in time and posting Heroes from past months. Unorthodox I know, but that’s just who I am this week. As soon as [...]

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Hero of the Month – June 2009

This Month’s Hero: The Cube Franchise
     Well, I’ve been storing up some Heroes for a while and rather than waiting for the next month, I’m going to pleasure you by going back in time and posting Heroes from past months. Unorthodox I know, but that’s just who I am this week. As soon as [...]

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Hero of the Month – July 2009

This Month’s Hero: Tyler Perry
     This month’s Hero is the great Tyler Perry. This man had done more to infuriate me in the past few years than almost anyone on the face of the planet. Except Tim Tebow. I hate hearing that damn name. Why the hell is everyone on that dude’s [...]

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Arrested Development Movie Progress

With the recent announcement of the beginning of the end of the WGA Strike, it’ll be interesting to see whether show creator Mitch Hurwitz and the rest of the Arrested Development crew will come through with a movie that has been rumored since the show was canceled after the third season [...]

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Dr. Dylan Walsh – Apes to Plastic Surgery

Dr. Dylan Walsh in Congo
Now I know why I love Nip/Tuck so much. Dylan Walsh, who plays Dr. Sean McNamara in FX’s Nip/Tuck, was cast as Dr. Peter Elliot in the modern marvel of American cinema, Congo (1995).
This also happened to be my favorite movie from my childhood, so it only makes sense [...]

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Purple is the New Badass

     I was watching Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith earlier today and was struck with the inspiration required for writing this post. I was considering the great debate about which is better, Old Star Wars or New Star Wars. The Old Star Wars Trilogy includes Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star [...]

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Yahoo Movie’s User Review — How She Move

     As my first comeback post, I decided to take it easy. No need to rush into anything willy-nilly and possibly pull a mental muscle. Therefore it will be another review.
DISCLAIMER: Paying homage to the Enduring Vision, I have decided to continue one of Josh’s regular features that I loved so much: Posting some Yahoo! Movie’s [...]

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BUG

Disclaimer: This post contains information that could possibly ruin the movie “BUG” for you. Ranty McRanterson cannot be held accountable for any real or imagined trauma suffered by reading this post.
**SPOILER ALERT**
**SPOILER ALERT**
     This movie SUCKS. Do not go see it for any reason. Trust me, it’s not what you think. If you really must [...]

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Cobra Starship

August 18th, history will be made on the big screen.
Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson, is shaping up to be one of the most highly anticipated movies of all-time.
How, and why did these snakes get on this plane? Only time will tell. According to the Cobra Starship music video for “Snakes on a [...]

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