George Clooney For Senate

Due to Ted Kennedy’s untimely passing on Tuesday, there is currently a seat open in the US Senate. Who is the best man for the job?
You guessed it, George Clooney.

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Hero of the Month – August 2009

This Month’s Hero: Sarah Palin
     So after more than a year, I’m bringing back the Hero of the Month. I would have posted about Heroes from the last year, but let’s face it, nothing really happened in the past year. For this month, I have nominated former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Although resigning [...]

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Ship Political Science Class Elects John McCain; Harrison Ford Receives Vote

A Shippensburg University US Government and Politics class conducted a mock election today. According to Professor Smith, here is the breakdown of the votes.

John McCain – 17 votes

Barack Obama – 9 votes

Hillary Clinton – 2 votes

Harrison Ford – 1 vote
The votes were conducted by writing the name of a candidate on the top of [...]

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Astrology and Politics

Today on Foxnews.com, there was a video with the founder of Astrologyzone.com, Susan Miller, making predictions for today’s South Carolina Democratic Primary.  I didn’t provide a convenient link to that site on purpose, I wouldn’t want one of you to accidentally click it and give them ad revenue.
“I’m worried about mechanical breakdowns with the equipment.”
Miller [...]

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Is ___ ________ Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?

I know the election stuff has been overdone all over the internet, and I wanted to post this before the election, but let’s be honest, I’m really really lazy.
In this video, former Representative Don Sherwood (R-PA) wins the award for the least heartfelt apology in the history of mankind, in response to the allegations that [...]

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Campaign Commercial

Listen: Brand New, “Sowing Season (Yeah)”
Quote: “Hey, dem’s chocolate chips!” – Meatwad

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Political Parties to Watch

Election races for seats in the Houses of Congress are starting to gear up, so Ranty McRanterson decided to highlight some parties to watch in the coming elections and perhaps even in the 2008 Presidential election. You may want to jump on the bandwagon now with some of these groups, our political analysts see these [...]

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Jon Stewart: A Pictorial Analysis

My opinion of Jon Stewart is very similar to my opinion of Richard Nixon. My enduring yet entirely heterosexual love for Nixon grew out of my observation of the boiling hatred he inspired in all of my college professors. I figured, “Hey, if these schmucks hate him so much, he can’t be all that bad.” [...]

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Fox Goofcasters

     Lately I’ve been watching Fox News in order to see if they are truly “fair and balanced” as they claim. My results may be placed in another post, but so far I have noticed one thing about Fox newscasters. They all look like total goobers. You would expect that a news network would try to [...]

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