High School Stories: Part the Third

     I have a lot of interesting and funny stories from high school. Some of these you will never hear. But some you will. This is one of the latter. Since Souderton’s new high school is opening up, I figured it would be appropriate to tell a story that intimately involves the old building. [...]

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The Ballad of the Nokia 2600 (Story McRanterson)

     It was recently pointed out to me by my temporary roomate Shanknasty that these latest posts lack the ranting chops that our readers have come to expect. I don’t really have much of an answer to that. Maybe I’m mellowing out in my old age. Probably not. I think it’s more [...]

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George Clooney For Senate

Due to Ted Kennedy’s untimely passing on Tuesday, there is currently a seat open in the US Senate. Who is the best man for the job?
You guessed it, George Clooney.

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High School Stories: Part the Second

     I have a lot of interesting and funny stories from high school. Some of these you will never hear. But some you will. This is one of the latter. The next few posts from me will probably just be amusing stories. It’s been a while since I’ve noticed something worth actually RANTING about. [...]

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Reminiscences of My Childhood – Part Pete

While perusing through some of the rants on this weblog, some of you may have been wondering – what the heck is wrong with the guys that write for this blog. One place you may have started to look is our History page, but there you only found answers to the history of Ranty [...]

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Libraries are for Studying

This Sign – Please Observe 
One of the most shocking things about law school thus far is the lax attitude several law students adopt while spending their time in the law library. There are designated areas for speaking; please, please, please stop. When I go to the library, I barely even breathe. If [...]

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I <3 Capitalism Coffee Table

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Complete with reading materials.

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My New Haircut (and Many Older Ones)

     It was suggested in a comment on one of Matt’s post that I am the resident hair expert at Ranty. This, of course, is 100% true. As proof of this fact, I have dug up some of the more outlandish hairdos I have rocked out in the past.
WARNING: Some viewers might find these [...]

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The Haircut

I went to get my hairs cut today, and it was quite an experience, let me tell you (and I will, since this is my post).
The local Costcutters ($13.95 for a “style” cut) is right down the road. I walk in, and I’m greeted by an elderly receptionist, and she asks me what I’d [...]

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The Past, The Present, and the Future

Alright, I want you to click play on this video, close your eyes, make sure the sound is on. Ok, you can watch it if you want to. But if you choose to just listen, imagine that the audio pertains to this blog experience. You know, that warm [...]

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