Small Town Rando in the Big City

     So I guess it’s been a while gentle reader. My life is in shambles, so I figured I could get back to posting on a semi-regular basis. I will not tell you about my recent quarter-life crisis, no one cares. I will however share some moderately entertaining stories, thoughts and the like. [...]

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I’m Not Your Bro, Bro.

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Comparison

I don’t condone drug use, but the similarity between these two photos is uncanny.

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Clint Will Never Live This Down

This is the movie that Clint saw today.
Listen: “Big Girls Don’t Cry” – Fergie
Quote: “Someone down there is a girl!” – Meatwad

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Yahoo!

Today marks the day that I officially have given up on Yahoo!

In other news – law school has taken over my life. When I saw the headline “Contractor finds $182K hidden in bathroom wall,” the “Acquisition by Find” section of my property outline popped into my head and began running through hypotheticals.

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Incriminating Evidence?

Matt Landis, Floyd Landis, in Landis Supermarket.

Both are under investigation for blood doping during their cycling careers.

Landis Supermarket has a pharmacy…Coincidence?

You decide.

Watch the drama unfold via the label system conveniently located at the bottom of this post.
Listen: D-Devils, “Sex, Drugs, and House”

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Ferret Fanaticism

     There are certain instances in which I really wish that I owned a digital camera. For the most part, I feel that it would be too much of a burden to carry around for limited benefits, and a large possibility of damage or loss. However, there are times when you’re alone and you see something [...]

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Random Thoughts

Some random thoughts that occur to us during the day:
I wonder how many needles get broken daily when machines are used to sew buttons on various articles of clothing. Probably seventeen worldwide. – Clint
A useless button-reattaching device. Everyone knows that when a button falls off, the article of clothing needs to be thrown [...]

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Superior Measurements

We all know that American men are the most virile and downright masculine critters on God’s green earth. At the mere sight of our rippling biceps and glistening pectorals, the men of other nations literally drop to their knees and weep with the knowledge of their own inferiority and inability to satisfy the desires of [...]

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Re: A Brief History of Mankind

I only know three people named Dirk, other than myself. They are:
Dirk Johnson – punter for the Philadelphia EaglesDirk Nowitzki – ugly-as-sin basketball player of some kindDirk Kempthorne – handsome and dignified Secretary of the Interior and former Governor of Idaho (whose middle name, I might add, is ALSO Arthur)

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