Don’t Eat Chipotle Before a Job Interview

We all love Chipotle.  The soft flour tortilla overflowing with fluffy rice, juicy pepper and onions, mushy beans, succulent tender meats, spicy salsa, gooey guacamole and semi-melted jack cheese.  My keyboard is covered in drool just thinking about it.  My friend, the Steak Burrito with red salsa (hot), pinto beans and cheese, is probably the [...]

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College Park: The Classiest Place on Earth

     If you’ve ever rolled through College Park, Maryland, you may have seen the following sign:      A livable community? I guess that’s the best they thought they could get away with. I can just imagine that council meeting.

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Small Town Rando in the Big City

     So I guess it’s been a while gentle reader. My life is in shambles, so I figured I could get back to posting on a semi-regular basis. I will not tell you about my recent quarter-life crisis, no one cares. I will however share some moderately entertaining stories, thoughts and the like. Maybe this will [...]

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Captain: What You Say!?!

     I was tooling around with my email today (Gmail is the bomb diggity) and I foolishly ventured into my spam folder. First off, the spam screen for Gmail is awesome. There was absolutely nothing in there that I wanted to look at, it even knows me so well that it places overdue bills there. Just [...]

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The Haircut

I went to get my hairs cut today, and it was quite an experience, let me tell you (and I will, since this is my post). The local Costcutters ($13.95 for a “style” cut) is right down the road. I walk in, and I’m greeted by an elderly receptionist, and she asks me what I’d [...]

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Comparison

I don’t condone drug use, but the similarity between these two photos is uncanny.

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Clint Will Never Live This Down

This is the movie that Clint saw today. Listen: “Big Girls Don’t Cry” – Fergie Quote: “Someone down there is a girl!” – Meatwad

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Yahoo!

Today marks the day that I officially have given up on Yahoo! In other news – law school has taken over my life. When I saw the headline “Contractor finds $182K hidden in bathroom wall,” the “Acquisition by Find” section of my property outline popped into my head and began running through hypotheticals.

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Ferret Fanaticism

     There are certain instances in which I really wish that I owned a digital camera. For the most part, I feel that it would be too much of a burden to carry around for limited benefits, and a large possibility of damage or loss. However, there are times when you’re alone and you see something [...]

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Hail to the Thief

I was listening to the radio this morning at work and I heard a story about a woman whose wallet was stolen while she left her purse in her shopping cart for three to four minutes as she gawked at a funeral procession. Here’s a link to the full story. First of all, you know [...]

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