Small Town Rando in the Big City

     So I guess it’s been a while gentle reader. My life is in shambles, so I figured I could get back to posting on a semi-regular basis. I will not tell you about my recent quarter-life crisis, no one cares. I will however share some moderately entertaining stories, thoughts and the like. [...]

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Captain: What You Say!?!

     I was tooling around with my email today (Gmail is the bomb diggity) and I foolishly ventured into my spam folder. First off, the spam screen for Gmail is awesome. There was absolutely nothing in there that I wanted to look at, it even knows me so well that it places overdue bills [...]

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The Haircut

I went to get my hairs cut today, and it was quite an experience, let me tell you (and I will, since this is my post).
The local Costcutters ($13.95 for a “style” cut) is right down the road. I walk in, and I’m greeted by an elderly receptionist, and she asks me what I’d [...]

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Comparison

I don’t condone drug use, but the similarity between these two photos is uncanny.

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Clint Will Never Live This Down

This is the movie that Clint saw today.
Listen: “Big Girls Don’t Cry” – Fergie
Quote: “Someone down there is a girl!” – Meatwad

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Yahoo!

Today marks the day that I officially have given up on Yahoo!

In other news – law school has taken over my life. When I saw the headline “Contractor finds $182K hidden in bathroom wall,” the “Acquisition by Find” section of my property outline popped into my head and began running through hypotheticals.

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Ferret Fanaticism

     There are certain instances in which I really wish that I owned a digital camera. For the most part, I feel that it would be too much of a burden to carry around for limited benefits, and a large possibility of damage or loss. However, there are times when you’re alone and you see something [...]

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Hail to the Thief

I was listening to the radio this morning at work and I heard a story about a woman whose wallet was stolen while she left her purse in her shopping cart for three to four minutes as she gawked at a funeral procession.
Here’s a link to the full story.
First of all, you know you live [...]

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Loch Ness Friend Update 9/12/06

No sightings of the Loch Ness friend, Nessy. From the webcam, the Loch seems pretty calm and it was cloudy and the air temperature was about 65 degrees Fahrenheit. Thought I saw Nessy’s head, but it lacked the earmuffs she usually has on by this time in September. Turned out to be a log. Planning [...]

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How Do You Stack Up?

“You might be looking at this BK Stacker saying, “It’s piled on high with meat, cheese, and bacon. I want to climb it.” Don’t think. Just eat.”
     Today, Matt and I decided that it would be a wise idea to celebrate the American way. After all, it is “National Celebrate the American [...]

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