So, psych! Instead of a new post tomorrow, you’re getting a throwback today! In honor of the upcoming Duke at Maryland game tomorrow I had to throw up my Dook hate post. This is an especially meaningful game, in that it is our last shot at a quality win against a ranked opponent. LET’S GO MARYLAND! Also, since we traditionally riot after beating the Blue Douches, the University has attempted to set up a bonfire celebration after the game to eliminate the need for tear gas, pepper spray and another possible county police overreaction that results in a student being beaten unconsious, and then beaten some more. My prediction: If we actually do win, no one will be able to stop the riots from occuring. Anywho, here it is:
Why Maryland Will ALWAYS Be Better Than Duke (Even When We Lose): A Photo Documentary
Alright, screw it. I’ll add a couple more photos.
Never let a Maryland fan get a hold of you looking stupid. We’ll never let you live it down.
Yes, Sean Mosley can actually fly. Especially if it makes Nolan Smith look like an asshole.
HA! Making Scheyer shoot free throws at pictures of himself making goober faces. Classic Maryland.
An example of one of the riots that is trying to be contained. This is a tame scene, must have been before the mounted police got there.
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Listen: The Notorious B.I.G., “You’re Nobody (Til Somebody Kills You)”
Quote: “Duke is the exception to the notion that everybody loves a winner.” – Tom Knott, Washington Times
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