The Rock is starring in a new football movie, Gridiron Gang. And everyone knows that appearing in a football movie gives you the ability and football knowledge necessary to predict the future in terms of NFL results. I happened to be an extra in the 2006 movie Invincible starring Mark Wahlberg, so I also have a fine-tuned sense for making football picks.
The Rock lifeguards at pool party for the cast and crew of Gridiron Gang.
We shall what effect the role you play in a football movie has on one’s ability to make accurate NFL picks.
Miami at Pittsburgh:
The Rock says …
Hands down, Miami. I have to go to with my boys. But here’s the thing. This is where I’m caught in the middle because I’m a big Steelers fan too, and I know (Steelers owners) the Rooneys really well, as well as Roethlisberger. Hell, Troy Polamalu’s brother is married to my cousin, so you know I have a lot of love for Pittsburgh. It’s going to be a great game, but I have to go with my hometown team. I gotta go with my boys. I think the Miami defense is going to have a tough challenge but they’re going to rise to the occasion.
Actual Result: Pittsburgh, 28 – 17
Apparently family ties to Troy Polamalu proved to overcome Miami’s defense in this one. Interesting that the Steelers without Ben Roethlisberger didn’t even factor into his decision to go with Miami.
Atlanta at Carolina:
The Rock says …
We’ll go with the Falcons
Actual Result: Atlanta, 20-6
Yeahh, the Rock! You’re 1-1. I like your rationale for this one, it seemed to work better than the previous answer, maybe you should stick to shooting straight from the hip.
New Orleans at Cleveland:
The Rock says …
I’m going to go with the Saints. They’re picking up momentum as they’re heading back to the Superdome. It’s Reggie Bush’s time.
Actual Result: New Orleans, 19-14
Oohhh the Rock, you’re getting hot. 2-1.
Seattle at Detroit:
The Rock says …
Oh, please. Seattle.
Actual Result: Seattle, 9-6
The Rock wins again, but barely. In a battle of field goals, the Seahawks barely pull this one off, contrary to the Rock’s statement suggesting that this one was an obvious victory. 3-1.
Philadelphia at Houston:
The Rock says …
Hands down, Eagles. They have a lot to prove.
Actual Result: Philadelphia, 24-10
The Rock clearly has his head on straight for this one. Plus, it’s the Texans. 4-1.
Cincinnati at Kansas City:
The Rock says …
We’ll go with the Bengals. They had a pretty good year last year.
Actual Result: Cincinnati, 23-10
It’s always the case that if you had a pretty good team the previous year, like the Eagles in 2006 after they went to the Super Bowl in 2005. Nevertheless, the Rock is 5-1.
Buffalo at New England:
The Rock says …
That’s gotta be the Patriots.
Actual Result: New England, 19-17
I’m getting kind of scared, the Rock is doing better than I was at this point. 6-1.
Denver at St. Louis:
The Rock says …
Broncos.
Actual Result: St. Louis, 18-10
Haha, yes. He got another one wrong. 6-2.
Baltimore at Tampa Bay:
The Rock says …
Hands down, Ravens.
Actual Result: Baltimore, 27-0
The Rock is a god among men in pro football pick ’em. 7-2.
New York Jets at Tennessee:
The Rock says …
I gotta go with the Jets there, but that’s tough.
Actual Result: New York Jets, 23-16.
8-2.
San Francisco at Arizona:
The Rock says …
I’m going to tell you something. Arizona’s going to surprise people this year. They’re good, man. They’re going to be good, I guarantee you that. They got “The U” alum Edgerrin James now.
Actual Result: Arizona, 34-27
9-2. I can’t believe he did better than .500.
Chicago at Green Bay:
The Rock says …
Hmm, let me think about that one for a second. Chicago is tough, but Brett Favre is my favorite quarterback and a good guy, so I gotta go with the Pack.
Actual Result: Chicago, 26-0
Finally, the Rock goes down bigtime in this decision. He did acknowledge that the Bears are tough, but I guess being the Rock’s favorite quarterback and “a good guy” doesn’t get you very far in the NFL. 9-3.
Dallas at Jacksonville:
The Rock says …
Come on, it’s the Cowboys.
Actual Result: Jacksonville, 24-17
Two losses in a row?! What news do you bring? 9-4.
Indianapolis at New York Giants:
The Rock says …
That’s going to be a great game by the way.
I’m going to say the Colts. You have the Manning brothers going at it, but I’m going to take the experience.
Actual Result: Indianapolis, 26-21
I like this rationale, it was a solid choice. 10-4.
Minnesota at Washington:
The Rock says …
Go with the ‘Skins.
Actual Result: Minnesota, 19-16
Ouch, 10-5. Can’t say I’m sorry about this one, any loss in the NFC besides the Eagles is a good thing in my mind.
San Diego at Oakland:
The Rock says …
Come on, that’s my boy Warren Sapp’s team! I gotta go with the Raiders!
Actual Result: San Diego, 27-0
The Rock loses big in his finale. If only the Raiders could’ve cloned Warren Sapp 10 times and played all of them on the offensive and defensive lines for the entire game, they might’ve had a shot at only losing 14-0.
The Rock’s Final Record: 10-6
Matt’s Final Record: 13-3
Apparently the importance of the part you play in a movie is inversely proportional to your ability to make accurate picks in the NFL. I win. I have sent out open challenges to others who have appeared in football movies: Al Pacino and Jamie Foxx from Any Given Sunday, the guy who played Rudy, Mark Wahlberg from Invincible, James Van Der Beek from Varsity Blues, and Denzel Washington from Remember the Titans.
Yes Err, encourage her in her habit.
And if any of you mortals want to challenge me, bring it on. I’m also an excellent speller.
Listen: Audioslave, “Revelations”
Quote: “What’s a nerd without his choir?” – Matt
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